I was at the local food market today. I was getting some ice cream and soda for a pizza dinner later on that night. While walking through the store finding what it is I need – I feel my heart slow down. I feel a little more eased into the moment which naturally makes me feel uneasy and agitated. They are playing some shlock easy listening R&B bullshit from the early 2000’s. This is all scientifically designed to make you feel at ease and walk the aisles more slowly. The longer you are at the store, the more likely it is you will buy more items. This is not the horror, the horror is what happened next. continue reading…
