Hopefully the first in a long line of painfully obvious witticisms that we tend to overlook. Okay, here it goes…

If you ever get to the point where you ask yourself a) could this be considered “stalking” or b) is it just me, or is this a little “creepy,” then the answer is a resounding “YES!” You are either stalking, cyber-stalking, or just plain being creepy and whatever action or thoughts you are contemplating should be dismissed immediately. And then you should punch yourself in the balls to further dissuade any more actions/thinking of that nature. You’re welcome wierdo.

*Disclaimer – the author has never had a situation like this occur to himself, this post is for informational purposes only, because he’s way too cool to be that stupid. Right?*